Saturday, 4 April 2015

The Wrong Donuts!

Politics is all very confusing these days. Apparently, in the old days, it was pretty easy to spot your enemy. 

Simples
 Now it's much more complicated. There are so many more choices, yet at the same time, there are none. 



Luckily, there are tons of internet quizzes you can do to help you find out Which Party You're Most Like. Unfortunately, they, like the Leaders Debates are a massive sham! 

Voting is a big deal, just like finding out Which Country Star Should Be Your Drinking Buddy, Which Krispy-Kreme Donut Are You and Are You and Ryan Gosling Meant To Be Together. 
I got Blake Shelton, Glazed Crueller and Obviously.
The thing is, what if my Country Sensation Drinking Buddy Soul Mate wasn't listed as an option? 

What if the quizz makers didn't include the humble yet subsersive jam donut? 

What if the powers that be decided not to shatter my illusions with the option "Ryan Gosling doesn't even know you exist. You'll probably never meet and if you do, you'll find you have no real common ground for developing a mutually loving and successful relationship"?

I'm surrounding myself with the wrong people, stuffing my face with the wrong donuts and passing up chances of real happiness, holding out for the Gos. 


Despite being having the sixth largest challenge, TUSC isn't an option on any of these quizzes. 



Despite supporting 38 degrees campaigns against TTIP, Fracking and in Defence of the NHS, they haven't included us as an option to vote for in their handy quizzes.

Despite standing in more seats than the SNP and Plaid Cymru put together, we don't get invited to debate it out on the telly box.

Despite the Greens, SNP and Plaid Cymru acting like some sort of Anti-Austerity Alliance, in reality Green, Labour and SNP councils are implementing cuts. 


It's almost like the establishment would rather people got all whimsical about the Greens or mouth-foamy over UKIP, without ever knowing that TUSC exists. 

What the dealio?


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