Last week in my blog Scandal Alert!, we all got suitably angry about the backhanders some MPs were prepared to take from bug business. To justify this, serial bellend, Malcolm Rifkinds said:
MPs sarting salary, £67k is actually quite a lot. Here's 10 things you could buy with that sort of money.
1) 3 Nurses.
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| Or 1 Malcolm Rifkind? |
2) 6 whole wind turbines
I know which I'd rather have
3) 40 hours a week childcare for 7 babies for an entire year!
Bargain!
4) An immediate wage increase to £10/hr for 21 care workers
Slackers.
5) 267 Sheds
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| Clinically proven to improve men's mental health. Unlike, say 1 Malcolm Rifkind. |
6) 24 Solar Powered Bus Stops
The possibilities are endless
7) 9571 library books
He is a professional though
8) Educational Maintenance Allowance for 64 sixth formers.
Yeah, bring it back!
9) 7444 Bowel Cancer Screening Packs
What would you rather wipe your poop onto?
10) 26,800 placards.
That'll learn 'em.
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